Seriously, I've got a Steam Shark, the regular Shark, a bunch of those Choppers, multi hangers.... More crap than I can even post because I'm a sucker.
Can you see the brightly shining sucker beacon from there? I'd be surprised if you didn't.
You, Yes, YOU Jenn - I can see your sucker beacon from here |
It all started at the tender age of 18. My dad died a few months before & I was living alone - pre room-mate.
Well hello, Jenn... Can in interest you in a Kirby? |
Ok, so he demonstrates the vacuum - throws dirt on my floor, vacuums my couches & does a damn good job at showing me what an absolutely awful housekeeper I was.
Truthfully, he had me at hello batting those the big blue eyes in my direction. SUCKER!
Of course, I became the proud new owner of a Kirby Vacuum Cleaner all for the handy dandy price of $600 - which, my friends - comparatively is a steal these days. At 25% financing through Beneficial Finance... Yeah score... Ugh.
Can I just tell you.... I STILL have that vacuum cleaner! Not only is it still functional - but I've been offered real money, several times for it! It's heavier than heck - but it will suck a golf ball through a garden hose & spit it back out shiny and clean! Pffft, who's the fool NOW???
Sadly subsequent purchases haven't been so fabulous. The Shark, that I mentioned above, wasn't all that. I think I paid $80 for it and scrapped it at a garage sale for $20.
Currently, I've gone way to the "Tummy Tuck Belt". I'm prepping for my vacay to Costa Rica and would like to look halfway decent in a bathing suit... I'll keep you posted.
After all, how could you go wrong REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS did the infomercial! Why would I ever think they'd lie??
...to be continued
Thank you for reading my blog!
Make it a wonderful day!
~Jenn
DO YOU HAVE THE MEATLOAF PAN>? I WANT THAT.. they have it at walmart too.
ReplyDeleteOh my dear, Robbo... Although I know that you know I make the most kick ass mashed potatoes...you should also remember I don't do meatloaf :) xxoo Not on purpose anyway... Ugh xxoo
DeleteI've got one of those elliptical thingies, sold to me by that crazy shouting guy in the sausage casing with a pony tail and a baseball cap insisting "You can DO IT!". Yeah, well, I don't do it. Makes a good clothes hanger though. I loved this post!
ReplyDeleteI also had an Epilady (torture device) and still own the Tony Little work out tapes (only ones I actually still use) I also have a Tony Little Gazelle (which doubled as a fabulous towel dryer for years) I could go on and on, but I'm just too flippin' pathetic :) Glad I'm not alone :)
DeleteAnd YOU had me at Tummy Tuck Belt! Did not know such an animal existed! Sounds like something I'd try too - much better than jumping jacks, jogging, and eating nothing other than lettuce!
ReplyDeleteI never go by the TV ads....
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