Seriously, I've got a Steam Shark, the regular Shark, a bunch of those Choppers, multi hangers.... More crap than I can even post because I'm a sucker.
Can you see the brightly shining sucker beacon from there? I'd be surprised if you didn't.
|You, Yes, YOU Jenn - I can see your sucker beacon from here|
It all started at the tender age of 18. My dad died a few months before & I was living alone - pre room-mate.
|Well hello, Jenn... Can in interest you in a Kirby?|
Ok, so he demonstrates the vacuum - throws dirt on my floor, vacuums my couches & does a damn good job at showing me what an absolutely awful housekeeper I was.
Truthfully, he had me at hello batting those the big blue eyes in my direction. SUCKER!
Can I just tell you.... I STILL have that vacuum cleaner! Not only is it still functional - but I've been offered real money, several times for it! It's heavier than heck - but it will suck a golf ball through a garden hose & spit it back out shiny and clean! Pffft, who's the fool NOW???
Currently, I've gone way to the "Tummy Tuck Belt". I'm prepping for my vacay to Costa Rica and would like to look halfway decent in a bathing suit... I'll keep you posted.
After all, how could you go wrong REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS did the infomercial! Why would I ever think they'd lie??
...to be continued
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